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Old 23-03-2008, 12:57
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Silk <me@privacy.net> wrote:
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> Knight Of The Road wrote:[color=green]
> > "Simon" <me@privacy.net> wrote
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> >[color=darkred]
> >> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
> >> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
> >> say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?[/color]
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Helen says it tastes of yeast, Cara says it tastes of salt.
> >
> >[/color]
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> What about Wayne?[/color]

Wayne doesn't know, 'cos I hear Vince is the taker in that relationship.
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Old 23-03-2008, 13:09
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"TripleS" <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote
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> That's a pretty small sample size, Vince. What do all the others say?[/color]



"Spasiba, eta ochen harosho"


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Old 23-03-2008, 13:12
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"SteveH" <steve@italiancar.co.uk> wrote
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>> What about Wayne?[/color]
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> Wayne doesn't know, 'cos I hear Vince is the taker in that relationship.[/color]



I have never in my life known *anyone* called "Wayne". I think that working
for Netto possibly gives you the advantage here.


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Old 23-03-2008, 14:36
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Knight Of The Road wrote:[color=blue]
> "TripleS" <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote
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> > That's a pretty small sample size, Vince. What do all the others say?[/color]
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>
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> "Spasiba, eta ochen harosho"
>[/color]

Oh well, if that's how they feel about it! You just can't make any
sense of folk like that......or at least I can't! :-(

Perhaps Mr Firth, being something of a linguist, can tell me what it means.

I seem to recall that ETA is some kind of terrorist group, or at least
dissident, sometimes referred to as Basque Separatists....or something.

....and then again isn't a basque something that women used to wear that
compressed a load of flab into a tiny waisted figure? Seems like the
wrong approach to me, but what do I know? Answer: not much. lol

Best wishes all,
Dave.
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Old 23-03-2008, 15:15
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TripleS <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote:
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> Perhaps Mr Firth, being something of a linguist,[/color]

A cunning linguist, perhaps?
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Old 23-03-2008, 15:20
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"SteveH" <steve@italiancar.co.uk> wrote
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> SteveH 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo'[/color]

Cars, World Wars, you name it - the Germans **** the Italians up the arse
and the Italians roll over and ask for more.

Buy a Beamer and start enjoying life.


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Old 23-03-2008, 15:20
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"TripleS" <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote in message
news:fs5mcb$8m0$1@news.picturesk.net...[color=blue]
> Knight Of The Road wrote:[color=green]
>> "TripleS" <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote
>>[color=darkred]
>> > That's a pretty small sample size, Vince. What do all the others say?[/color]
>>
>>
>>
>> "Spasiba, eta ochen harosho"
>>[/color]
>
> Oh well, if that's how they feel about it! You just can't make any sense
> of folk like that......or at least I can't! :-(
>
> Perhaps Mr Firth, being something of a linguist, can tell me what it
> means.
>
> I seem to recall that ETA is some kind of terrorist group, or at least
> dissident, sometimes referred to as Basque Separatists....or something.
>
> ...and then again isn't a basque something that women used to wear that
> compressed a load of flab into a tiny waisted figure?[/color]

No, that was the Basque Lift and Separatists.

Different lot entirely.

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Old 23-03-2008, 15:21
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"Sheer Can't" <qrnq_znatyrq_cvtrba@zfa.pbz> wrote

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> Buy a Beamer and start enjoying life.[/color]


Non-sequitur.


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Old 23-03-2008, 15:28
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"Knight Of The Road" <russiatrucking@hotmail.com> wrote
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> > Buy a Beamer and start enjoying life.[/color][/color]
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> Non-sequitur.[/color]

Caecilius est in Atrium.


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Old 23-03-2008, 16:04
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On Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:36:12 +0000, TripleS
<david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote:
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>Elder wrote:[color=green]
>> In article <murau3t6ubp0g57f7ih17f8601cleuim56@4ax.com>, [email]me@privacy.net[/email]
>> says...[color=darkred]
>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:41:19 -0000, "Brimstone"
>>> <brimstone520-ng02@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Simon wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:26:23 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>>>>>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some
>>>>>> women say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true
>>>>>> description?
>>>>> P.S. Having thought about it, I suppose the fags here could answer the
>>>>> question too!
>>>> How could a cigarette answer any question let alone that one?
>>> Y'know, fag AKA, queer, homo, **** stabber etc.
>>>[/color]
>> You seem to be quite at home with the lingua franca of the said
>> community. How fluent is your polari?[/color]
>
>Dunno, but it'll cost a bomb to replace them, what with needing new
>submarines etc. I wonder if it's worth it.
>[/color]

ooooooooooooo, get her!
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