Little Johnny

[scottri]

Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.

His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"

"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"

"Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."

Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.

Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"

"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"

[mattpark]

Like that one.

How about this?

A manager at a tickle-me-elmo plant is hiring for the position of assisstant manager. the man decides to hire a brunette and also hired her a blonde secretary. one day the manager decides to take the day off and he leaves the brunette and the blonde in charge of the plant. he gets an urgent call saying that there is an emergency at the plant and he needs to get down there as soon as possible.

when he gets down there he discovers that all the tickle-me-elmo dolls have two large nuts. he walks up to the assisstant manager and says "what is going on?"

she says "i told my blonde assisstant to make sure that every doll got two "test tickles" before they got shipped out."

[scottri]

Oh dear - thats worse than my one!